(v) what you end up writing on your paper because the hot chick in front of you has her thong showing and you just can't concentrate and all you write on your test is useless answers.
by jack the fart ripper May 13, 2010
When a guy is sitting in school, not thinking of anything sexual, and you get an erection for no apparent reason.
Teacher: "Tyler, could you come to the board and finish this math problem?"
Tyler: "Oh shit, I've got a pop quiz too..."
Tyler: "Oh shit, I've got a pop quiz too..."
by Ross Sargent December 3, 2005
a quiz made by splapp-me-do where the quiz taker has to answer 110 questions (120 in the sequel). some require insane logic, fast reflexes, and just pure luck. there are bombs in some questions and if they go off, you'll lose all of your lives. bomb times can reach from 15 seconds, to 1 second (seriously). in the first, the only thing to help you are skips (but they are useless due to the fact that question 110 is use all 7 skips). in the second, a new thing is featured: the fusestopper. it destroys the bomb in a question to give you more time to think. the quiz is availible on addictinggames (no music though), newgrounds, notdoppler, and other websites.
Question 1 from the impossible quiz:
How many holes in a polo? Answer: 4
Question 1 from the impossible quiz 2:
Where does the general keep his soldiers? Answer: Up his sleevies.
How many holes in a polo? Answer: 4
Question 1 from the impossible quiz 2:
Where does the general keep his soldiers? Answer: Up his sleevies.
by Fruity PoPs September 30, 2007
A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.
1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor puppylove loser!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
by Atlatl September 13, 2006
by Matt Sears February 13, 2008
a retarded application on facebook that gets its users addicted to finding out who would hook up with them buy answering hundreds of retarded questions about retarded people the user attends highschool with. if your a male you end up skipping all the questions about guys because its just way too homo. the application often freezes up, refrains from giving you your credits and deletes itself from your page. its bullshit and its addicting. you can also buy credits buy spendin money on stupid shit.
*i gotta find out who wants to hook up with me on friend quiz!*
question: "do you think (random fat chick) has a nice butt?"
answer: NO
*yes! 1 credit down, 49 to go!
question: "do you think (random fat chick) has a nice butt?"
answer: NO
*yes! 1 credit down, 49 to go!
by kitchenfury April 14, 2010
A term used by the weird HQTrivia fans to acknowledge their host that really shouldn’t be used again, watch Ordinary Thing’s video on it for more info. The usage of this is probably horny, has been used while horny, and will always be used while horny. We at Urban Dictionary are sorry for giving you this information.
Cole: Oh quiz daddy give me those questions for those 13 dolla buckies
John at the apartment next door: what the fuck is wrong with him
John at the apartment next door: what the fuck is wrong with him
by Peskybirb October 6, 2021