A large rounded piece of tissue paper that is designed to be placed over a toilet seat to protect the shitter from "germs" that may be residing there. The rounded section lies on top of the toilet seat (thus creating the essential Buttock-porcelain Barrier) while a cutout center flap hangs down into the toilet causing the entire paper to be sucked into the toilet when it is flushed. Seat protectors are typically contained in a dispenser on the wall of a public bathroom stall in such venues as airports and offices.
Note that the Buttock-Porcelain Barrier provided by the seat protector creates a false sense of security since someone else's bodily fluid on the toilet seat can leak right through the S.P.'s thin, porous surface. I doubt germs are foiled either.
Note that the Buttock-Porcelain Barrier provided by the seat protector creates a false sense of security since someone else's bodily fluid on the toilet seat can leak right through the S.P.'s thin, porous surface. I doubt germs are foiled either.
Toilet User: Damn these seat protectors! I can't get one out of the dispenser without ripping it!
Toilet User: Ugh! Who keeps using 20 seat protectors at a time and clogging the handicap stall?
Toilet User: Ugh! Who keeps using 20 seat protectors at a time and clogging the handicap stall?
by creaternity May 16, 2006
by The Random Lesbian December 11, 2021
An Aussie male is called a bun protector when he stops every other guy in the room from talking to a very available and very single girl.
by wardswords November 29, 2016
by Tsavage901 October 5, 2017
A plastic shieve inserted in one's shirt pocket to prevent pens from leaking and staining the shirt.
As far as i am aware it was invented in the US, and never exported to the rest of the world.
Not popular anymore, even among geeks
As far as i am aware it was invented in the US, and never exported to the rest of the world.
Not popular anymore, even among geeks
by Nerg June 7, 2004
A ninja accessory commonly seen in the manga/anime "Naruto."
They are bands of metal with a symbol in the middle used to represent the nin's home village and three bolts on either side.
Generally they are connected to a strip of cloth of a dark color such as black, grey, navy, forest green, brown, and maroon.
Other variations are connected to cloth so that they may be worn as bandanas, hats, or underwear shaped things on your head.
They are meant to be worn at the forehead, but also appear across the eye, over the eyes, on the head backwards or at an odd angle, as a necklace, as an armband, around the waist, around a thigh, or connected to something the nin carries around with him.
They are bands of metal with a symbol in the middle used to represent the nin's home village and three bolts on either side.
Generally they are connected to a strip of cloth of a dark color such as black, grey, navy, forest green, brown, and maroon.
Other variations are connected to cloth so that they may be worn as bandanas, hats, or underwear shaped things on your head.
They are meant to be worn at the forehead, but also appear across the eye, over the eyes, on the head backwards or at an odd angle, as a necklace, as an armband, around the waist, around a thigh, or connected to something the nin carries around with him.
by EmersonienEra August 14, 2006
the ugly friend a female will often hang out with in order to enhance her own appearances and make her seem like a nice person
Q: why dont you call up that bitch and tell her to come over ?
A: nah man, then the beast protectors gonna come too
A: nah man, then the beast protectors gonna come too
by .:Kess:. February 14, 2004