getting long text messages usually 2 pages or a "paragraph" each, involving getting chewed out, yelled at, or being bitched at
What did your girlfriend say about you and that chick you hooked up with last night?
Ah man she's giving me The Paragraphs.
Ah man she's giving me The Paragraphs.
by AssClown28 August 3, 2011
Dude 1: Bro did that hot chick from last night ever end up texting you back?
Dude 2: Dude... her texts were so long they included footnotes. She was straight paragraphing.
Dude 2: Dude... her texts were so long they included footnotes. She was straight paragraphing.
by GammaThetaBroseph November 8, 2011
When you love someone, it’s important to tell them. To give them the words and let them know just how important they are to you. But for many of us, explaining how we feel can be hard and the right words don’t always come out the way we mean. These I love you paragraphs are examples of ways you can tell someone you care about them. You can send them in a card, text message, email, or a letter. Use them as inspiration for your own paragraphs, borrow sections and tweak them to make them your ow, or add details from you own life and relationship to make it even more personal.
Taking the time to write out an I love you paragraph, will show your boyfriend or husband just how much he means to you. Because telling someone you love them is about so much more than three little words.
Here are over 30 love paragraphs for him to inspire your own I love you paragraphs:
I know we say I love you a lot. In the morning when we wake up, on our way out the door, sometimes when we say goodbye over the phone. We say I love you when something bad happens and we want to let the other person know I’m here for you, we say I love you when one of the kids does something cute or ridiculous.
Taking the time to write out an I love you paragraph, will show your boyfriend or husband just how much he means to you. Because telling someone you love them is about so much more than three little words.
Here are over 30 love paragraphs for him to inspire your own I love you paragraphs:
I know we say I love you a lot. In the morning when we wake up, on our way out the door, sometimes when we say goodbye over the phone. We say I love you when something bad happens and we want to let the other person know I’m here for you, we say I love you when one of the kids does something cute or ridiculous.
by Trippie February 25, 2020
When someone goes full on keyboard warrior and ends up with multiple paragraphs of text that no one else really wants to read, everyone has a friend who does this.
Don't you fucking dare start droning ON AND ON AND ON about nothing that literally nobody cares about then when you get told to shutup we don't care you start paragraphing.
by Spherix November 20, 2018
a distinct section of a piece of writing, usually dealing with a single theme and indicated by a new line, indentation, or numbering.
by Α January 24, 2022
by unclecraker February 13, 2004
How print designers design websites. Instead of using standard text, they make their paragraphs using large graphics where they can control everything about the type.
by jamjam1 June 1, 2009