The most disgusting, uninteresting thing you've ever seen, tried, or tasted. The easiest way to let people know you're not about to try something again.
by CaptainCoolArrow February 3, 2023
by Type2GenomeManiac June 8, 2017
1: Dude what's that?
2: It's my package shot!
2: It's my package shot!
by TheRealPoggers March 9, 2020
When a group of eight dudes come into a room with baseball caps on and simultaneously shove their cock into a male/females mouth.
Guy1: Hey remember we gave Vinny the hotdog Package Last Night?
Guy2: Hell yeah that sh*t was tight brooo
Guy2: Hell yeah that sh*t was tight brooo
by Pfeiff April 4, 2011
When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
by PowerOf1000Chins July 12, 2019
The ultimate expression of a boy who goes to Condado a lot and makes it his whole personality. Can also be expressed as player or as they say in Spanish "un buscapauta". You can use this term on the daily when referring to an extremly cringey, cocky bitch.
Monica: Have you seen Chad he's giving off what in the package? vibes.
Chad: Hey! I can hear you! I am not.
Chad: Hey! I can hear you! I am not.
by okayboiiii September 27, 2021