Jon: hey I pulled a oompaloompa yesterday

Joe: Nice, how tall was it? Was it Ashley?

Jon: 3 foot 6

Joe: sheeeeeeeesh

Jon: sheeeeeeeesh
It's when your smashing a short chick and u nut all across her face and her mom and sister run in and put ur nut all over there face. Then they all start running around you singing the oompaloompa theme song
by Kadesgotstds69 April 19, 2021
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small and pudgy colorful lil basterds who work in willy wanka's chocolate factory as the slaves who make delicous goods,also do a disturbing lil song and dance about minding ur own dam business
Crystal and Jason are mad small,but Jason looks like an oompaloompa.
by Sr.Burro February 22, 2005
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n. alcoholic chocoholic undersized whore; works in sweatshops disguised as candy factories, but is paid with a substantial quantity of chocolate nummy-nummies; any sort of portly person that is underpaid in their occupation and insists on bursting into songs while demeaning those around them
chocolate chocoholic dwarf midget whore candy
Shut up, you stupid oompaloompa, and get back to work!!
by ur lil shuichi July 11, 2008
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the set of characteristics that pertain to being like an oompa loompa; generally short, quirky, and orange, i.e. from a bad spray tan
Gosh, her and her oompaloompaness. its like, I could squeeze her, and het orange juice.
by atlantizboy June 1, 2010
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1. verb. to be someones universe/their everything
2. verb. to keep someone up on the phone all night
3. noun. a secret crush
Rachel is my little oompaloompa.
by Fraser J October 20, 2007
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