old man

A person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.

Women:"Damnit Bob, stop masturbating to teenage pictures in chatrooms!"
Man:"BITCH! Atleast it makes me excited unlike you in the sack!"

by calvinownsj00 June 1, 2005

old man

johnathan torres

that johnathan torres is an old man

by sillygooseberry. June 21, 2009

Old Man

slang for cocaine

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

old man

philza mincraft

pilza minecraft is an old man

by keow:p August 24, 2021

Old Man

Retriving Oral without a boner.

Boy:So Girl, what do you want to do tonight?
Girl: I want you to give me an old man

by minimoose43 May 13, 2005

old man

slang for marijuana; like all lingo, used to circumnavigate the blue meanies

Been hanging with old man lately.

by smokescreen February 18, 2005

old man

ALTER MANN
badass Rammstein song

The water will be your mirror
If it is clear, you will see...

by DasUberSoldat June 16, 2004