We all know, or at least heard of that kid whose name is "Sender". Some say it comes from the Yiddish word Saunder which means "People's Protector", and others say the name is just short for Alexander. Either-way, every Sender you know of, or you heard of is uniquely creative in some way, shape or form. It's just their natural 'Sender' way of life. A 'Sender' is usually LOVED by all the girls, however disliked by jealous bastards who envy his creativeness and accomplishments. There is no in between of liking him or not. And at the end of the day, if you know a kid named Sender, you want to know him for the rest of your life, because for some reason we all know he'll do something extraordinary in his career. (You're also probably Jewish if you know a Sender.)
"Hey Jerry, did you hear what happened to that kid with the name 'Sender' the other day?" "Oh hey Joey, no I haven't heard what he did, but I'm sure it's probably some kick-ass awesome amazing world-changing idea."
by Phillip Wranglers June 9, 2014