mommy meal

Re-heatable meal your mom cooks for you before she goes away for a while. Frequently stored in Tupperware or some equivalent. Comfort food for the working man.

Luann Van Houten: If you don't like Mrs. Simpsons' cooking, you have your mommy meals.

Milhouse: I got 'em!

Marge: Why does every kid who stays with us bring mommy meals? So I put pineapple in my potato salad. Live a little, huh!

by ajcrites July 31, 2010

Short Meal

Synonymous with "Side Piece", sometimes lover.

Because he is with me a few times a week, most people think he and I are serious about each other. Actually, he's only a Short Meal. Convenience.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 19, 2021

Meal Banger

Someone that has sex with food.

Delores got home from work early and was looking forward to heating up the leftover spaghetti from the previous night... She walked into the kitchen to find her husband, Baxter, having sex with the leftover pasta... She shouted "you meal banger!" and proceeded to insert a piece of garlic bread in her vagina.

by G.T. Collins August 27, 2009

meal Nazi

n. A person, usually a parent or older relative, who incessantly berates you during a meal about how skinny you're getting and how you need to eat more. They typically tell you what dishes on the table you should be selecting from, and they will characteristically even place food on your plate despite much protest on your part. Because they have taken away your freedom to eat in peace and to select food of your own choosing, they have killed what would otherwise be viewed as a pleasurable dining experience. (Note: meal Nazi has no direct connection with the more familiar term, "soup Nazi".)

"I hate it when Aunt Agatha comes over for dinner. She's always putting a drumstick or a pork chop on my plate. I know she means well, but come on, I'm 16 years old! Just back off, meal Nazi!"

by GarthF December 15, 2005

whole meal

someone who's hot as fuck

dammmm she a whole meal bro

by pusss$y February 20, 2017

Crappy Meal

A cheap way to give your child the same food that comes in a "happy meal." This is done by purchasing the "two cheeseburger meal" plus a kid size drink. You then give the kid one of your cheesburgers and a few of your fries. But, of course, you don't get the toy.

"Mom, I want a happy meal."

"No, I'll just share my two cheesburger meal with you and get you your own drink."

"Thats not a happy meal, that's a Crappy Meal."

by T. McRae November 4, 2006

bridge meal

A meal or appetizer that you eat before a planned meal at a different entity

I don't know man, I'm pretty hungry. I'm going to need a bridge meal.

by The guy 2.0 September 18, 2016