"I'm a Mormon and need to maintain my purity until marriage, but you can stick it in my loophole if you want."
by blackie1829 November 16, 2007
A derogatory term coined by statist control freaks to demonise a Freedom they have not yet destroyed, but plan to.
The Canadian government intends to close small business tax loopholes that currently allow entrepreneurs to reinvest in their businesses at a low rate of taxation.
by lawful gun owner September 12, 2017
1. (Adjective) Consistently returning to the same destructive behaviour as before with no reason dor doing so.
2. (Verb) For a male, ejaculating inside a woman without using a condom but not getting her pregnant therefore finding a loophole in the biological cycle. Hence loopholing.
2. (Verb) For a male, ejaculating inside a woman without using a condom but not getting her pregnant therefore finding a loophole in the biological cycle. Hence loopholing.
Caity: 'I'm really worried about Chris, he's loopholing again and I don't know what do!'
Joe: 'Just tell him to use a condom!'
Caity: 'It's not that.....He's shitting in the sink again!'
Joe: 'Just tell him to use a condom!'
Caity: 'It's not that.....He's shitting in the sink again!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 10, 2020
The act of tearing a hole through a woman's belly button with your dominant hand during sex and jerking off your dick that is in her vaginal cavity. It's easier on MILF with past Cesarean section surgery's as scars are easier to rip open once again.
Alston was Ball's deep in Autumn last week. After an hour and a half, It just wasn't enough so he decided to do the loophole. Came after five minutes. Best sex ever!
by Awesome sauce 69 June 14, 2018
Person 1: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah (gossip)... What are you looking at? I'm over here.
Person 2: Oh, just looking for loopholes.
Person 2: Oh, just looking for loopholes.
by unstoppable! April 9, 2013
In several 12-step fellowships, it is generally looked down upon and discouraged (not by everyone) to sleep with someone under a year clean, especially if you have over a year clean. The loophole refers to catching the "newcomer" before he/she even gets clean, therefore providing a valid excuse for the incident(s) to be perfectly moral and justified.
Yo man, I'm thinking about trying to fuck Sheila, she's only got like 37 days though..." --"Definitely do it, who gives a shit what people say, that's 37 days too many in my opinion. I just fucked a girl who had zero days a few nights ago, real talk." "Word, that's awesome - you found the loophole.
by pure insistence March 18, 2011
Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong
But Jason says that guys can't wait that long
(but there's a loophole)
But Jason says that guys can't wait that long
(but there's a loophole)
by InTheAssCauseIloveJesus June 22, 2017