The Kalean is typically a black male with a very large erect penis. Hes at 7 inches but is pushing on 8.
Person 1: Looks its the kalean.

Person 2: Come on Kalean! push on 8!
by Susextrovert November 18, 2021
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Kalean is an amazing person inside and out! He may have some anger issues and a short temper, but you gotta love him. He’s a fun person to be around. Loves the outside world. He has a really big heart and cares about people he loves. Crazy all the time but one of the nicest and kind hearted people you’ll ever meet.
I love being around kalean. He’s pretty damn amazing 💕
by Karl Malone July 12, 2019
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