You're doing your lady doggy style and just before coming you take your dick out to come on her back. You actually spit a large amount of saliva on her back instead. As she turns round to inspect the glory you come into her face. She'll have no idea how you did it.
My girlfriend was so impressed with the houdini she was not annoyed at all with the pearl earings and necklace she was now wearing.
by Norbert Colon September 2, 2005
When you fuck a guy in the butt and you fool him that you cum and then you pull out he turns around and you cum in his face.
by Sonny 'Sal' Vitale January 20, 2008
Much different than a 'grower' a Houdini is a penis that when flaccid, there seems to be nothing there. A possibility of a very small penis, but once erect is both long and thick, maybe even above average. A true Houdini penis will make the receiver experience a bit of fear/regret at its reveal.
Becky: There's no way he's big! I mean, he's wearing skinny jeans and I can't even see the hint of an outline.
Savannah: Oh you'd think so, but trust me...He's a Houdini.
Savannah: Oh you'd think so, but trust me...He's a Houdini.
by niallsblckgirlfriend August 7, 2017
A Foster the People song off of the album "Torches". The song finds Foster comparing how a magician like Houdini can hide behind their tricks, whilst as a musician he is unable to escape when performing.
by Guy Dude Person Human Mammal April 29, 2020
The god of finesse, nature, and knownism app in one. (also known as houdini2times on social networks)
by E.W.TheCreator December 24, 2019
1. In reference to the great escapologist, Harry Houdini, who popularized the disappearing act; Any female who loves you, leaves you, and then wants you back. A Hudini, usually around the age of 18 or 19, will act totally interested in you one minute then disinterested the next. Often times a "Houdini" will initiate conversations (whether it be in person, facebook, or text) and suggest wanting to hanging out, but then disappears on you when you least expect it.
2. A flaky, two-faced, inconsiderate female. She almost always acts unaware of her inconsistency. The men who fall victim to these "Houdinis," are warned to undo the leash tied around their neck and abandon ship before he falls victim subsequent times. Those who are deemed a "Houdini" must be called out on it, preferably in person and without apology.
2. A flaky, two-faced, inconsiderate female. She almost always acts unaware of her inconsistency. The men who fall victim to these "Houdinis," are warned to undo the leash tied around their neck and abandon ship before he falls victim subsequent times. Those who are deemed a "Houdini" must be called out on it, preferably in person and without apology.
"Hey bro, so how's that girl you took out the other night?"
"Oh her? She's just a Houdini. I've got better things to do than spend time and energy on one of those."
"If she wasn't such a Houdini, I'd consider taking her up on her invite to the concert."
"I'd hang out with you but you're currently on my Houdini list after that disappearing act of yours! (she'll ask what it means and then you can define it for her)
"-Oooh, the Houdinis of our lives *groaning in frustrating*-"
"Oh her? She's just a Houdini. I've got better things to do than spend time and energy on one of those."
"If she wasn't such a Houdini, I'd consider taking her up on her invite to the concert."
"I'd hang out with you but you're currently on my Houdini list after that disappearing act of yours! (she'll ask what it means and then you can define it for her)
"-Oooh, the Houdinis of our lives *groaning in frustrating*-"
by nosmokeandmirrors November 19, 2009
When you are doing a chick from behind, then spit on her back after pulling out. When she looks behind cuz she thinks you're done, you get her in the face.
by maxb November 24, 2005