Holy Shit

when the woman does not want anal sex but the man does. He performs the sneak attack and sticks his penis into her ass when she is not expecting causing her to yell Holy Shit!

Jenna did not want to do anal, but i did. So i gave her the Holy Shit.

by Dale P. Johnson August 24, 2007

Holy-shit

Holy-shit: shit from God's own ass. (Or Jesus, Allah, Vishnu etc etc) often used to exclaim surprise.

"Holy-shit!"
"what?"
"That man has a penis on his forhead!"

by Stabby3721 July 10, 2006

holy shit

what the priest said to the nun when she announced that she was Jewish!

"I have a announcement to make, I'm Jewish"
"HOLY SHIT!''

by goooomer December 19, 2004

Holy Shit

A term used when someone looks hot and you are amazed at how they look

Holy Shit he looks so beautiful

by Mia Wyatt 🙈 December 30, 2019

holy shit

simply the funniest phrase ever.

lol...

...hehehe...

Holy shit!

ROFLMAOOMGLOFFLMFAO!!!!!!

by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 28, 2005

holy shit

When a man gets so drunk that he cant remember what happened the night before and shits his pants... therby waking up the next morning with shit in is pantsand not knowing were it came from and assuming it was an act of god.

Dude! i woke up this morning with some holy shit in my pants!!

by # 1 raider fan February 14, 2009

Holy Shit

when one produces a loud shit fart in church

Blaz: oh wow! Did megan jus have a holy shit?

by JPX4D September 26, 2006