the green apples

diarrhea; short for "the green apple splatters." Can also be referred to as "the green apps."

Ugh, I had the green apples all night last night.

by catjackson August 26, 2008

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the most delicious curvacious type of booty

Gary: did you see the green apple on that girl?
Chase: pretty sure that was a guy.

by CooCooCoo January 17, 2006

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green apple

a juicy round green lump of fruit

granny smith yummmmmmmmmmmmm

by kirsty p May 2, 2003

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A code word you say to your parents when your friend is standing right next to you and you are at someones house and you want to get picked up without making the other person feel bad.

Makes the tension before your parents arrival have alot less tension.

Works good with non understanding friends that dont want you to leave and always tries to make plans with you

mom:" So do you want me to come and get you?"
You:"Um, yea get some green apples"
mom:"Ok i'll be there in 10 minutes"
You:" Aww man, Ok bye"

You:"John, shes picking me up in 10 minutes"

by teebstheman August 5, 2009

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green apple splatters

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.

"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

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