golfer

A suburban white man that bites kids. (definitely NOT a gopher)

"that golfer has been circling the playground recently in his hole"

by minimimio May 12, 2021

Covid Golfer

Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.

Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.

by OldGGolfer July 6, 2022

Drunken Golfer

An alcoholic beverage made with 1 part limoncello and 3 parts iced tea.

I want to order a Drunken Golfer on the rocks please.

by Calgal56 August 10, 2021

crosswalk golfer

A man (usually from wealthy neighborhoods) who practices their golf swing when stopped at crosswalks.

Many men in their 40's are crosswalk golfers.

by D'Pez Poopsie December 28, 2013

Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

good golfer

Rolling his/her rock 🪨
Golfing his/her ball proficiently
Handling his/her business

Baller

Hey, is the new guy a decent salesman? I don’t know 🤷🏽 ♂️ if he’s a salesman yet, but he is a good golfer. The Dude shot 69-71 this weekend at the work retreat!

by TheCaz September 11, 2021