The bowel condition resulting from the consumption of mediocre southern buffet food at chain restaurants in Florida. Conditions usually include bubble guts, mudd butt and swamp ass.
I was going to start a liquid diet cleanse this week, but this case of the freds is going to clear my poop shoot out ASAP!
by A "Valued" Customer November 29, 2016
1. A genuinely awesome and persuasive person who is so attractive, smart and cool it is sometimes intimidating for other people. His eccentric and outgoing personality can often be misunderstood as being arrogant and just plain weird though those that truly know him are insanely attracted to him.
2. An awesome person whose name has been tarnished by some douche bag on youtube who has ruined the name "Fred" for all other Freds
2. An awesome person whose name has been tarnished by some douche bag on youtube who has ruined the name "Fred" for all other Freds
Person 1: Oh my look how sexy and intelligent that guy is I bet his name is Fred
Person 2: You mean like that annoying kid on Youtube?
Person 1: Eww NO! I mean an actual Fred
Person 2: OH Ok now that you put it that way he is pretty sexy and looks so much like a Fred
Person 2: You mean like that annoying kid on Youtube?
Person 1: Eww NO! I mean an actual Fred
Person 2: OH Ok now that you put it that way he is pretty sexy and looks so much like a Fred
by FredDitzian31 June 3, 2010
by Jinxie Dee Breece October 20, 2020
by Bob Jblue May 4, 2007
The most over rated person on YouTube. He is a tennager that runs around in circles saying random things. He punches himself in the balls so he has a really high-pitched voice. Sadly, over one million people think his videos are funny. He has no talent.
by Green Strummer July 8, 2009
Thw cowboy and the Indians were fighting the cowboys were losing! And along came Fred!!! And everyone cheers yay !!!
by Jinxie Dee Breece October 21, 2020
Fred n. 1) a person who spends a lot of money on his bike and clothing, but still can't ride, Poser. 2) A person who has a mishmash of old gear, doesn't care at all about technology or fashion, didn't race or follow racing, etc. Often identified by chain ring marks on white calf socks. Myth has it that "Fred" was actually a well-known grumpy old touring rider.
Some Freds are actually powerful riders that just don't care what others think.
Some Freds are actually powerful riders that just don't care what others think.
1. Me and Jerry were riding flat out when some Fred on a rusty, Schwinn World blew past us like we were standing still. We tried to catch him but he was too fast.
2. Check out that guy! He's 100 pound over weight and his bike is a Lance Armstrong replica. The dude even has the Discovery Team kit. He must have spent 7 grand. What a Fred.
2. Check out that guy! He's 100 pound over weight and his bike is a Lance Armstrong replica. The dude even has the Discovery Team kit. He must have spent 7 grand. What a Fred.
by Cannondale Chuck September 1, 2007