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the flaming melvin; aka; the tabasco hotdog, the burning enchilada, etc. the act of dipping a dildo in pure pool chlorine, causing a severe burning sensation, as the person the dildo is inserted into will have the immediate flesh eaten away by the chlorine. best for: masochists.
i gave my girlfriend the flaming melvin last night.

by swimmerboy January 15, 2008

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