Person 1: "Look at this dude. It's an original AK47!"
Person 2: "You're a fucking idiot. It's clearly an AK74U with a retractable stock, dumbass."
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up, you play Call of Duty."
Person 2: "You're a fucking idiot. It's clearly an AK74U with a retractable stock, dumbass."
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up, you play Call of Duty."
by StoutShako March 30, 2014
by I, Wreckerrr December 7, 2020
A paper dollar bill used to wipe your ass if you happen to run out of toilet paper and have some "mad" money on you. Recyclable and washable , also good for the environment.
It was Bucks lucky day! There was only one gas station in 100 miles and he had to take the worst dump. He ran into the bathroom and pooped so quickly he didn't happen to notice the toilet paper was all gone. Luckily he had shoved a duty dollar in the front of his overalls in the pocket after getting a fish sandwich from the previous gas station.
by Von Hexel February 28, 2019
by TheGreatestManThatEverLived March 14, 2010
You're on your way over now?! Gimme about five minutes to grab some pants, finishing up a game of Nudie Duty...
by Andrew St James May 28, 2011
When you sniff so much cocaine throughout the night and you finally go home to try and sleep but end up staring at the ceiling until early hours in the morning on ceiling duty.
Had such a good night last night out with the boys but once I got home in bed I spent the rest of the night on ceiling duty.
by HarassmentP4NDA September 29, 2018
When you are so lonely that you add some random guy's contact to your phone every time you shit and you think ur texting it.
by Ocide January 9, 2021