Couple Goalzy

When a couple is just too damn cute

"Wow do you see them? They are so couple goalzy!"

by NI G GA R January 16, 2017

Cam Couple

Similar to a cam girl these couples or sex partners are a team internet models characterized by sporadic-to-frequent photograph updates via an automatic webcam. Generally speaking, the pictures tend to be together. They are skilled in voyeurism and like camgirls usually have a blog and at least a minimal website. Often, they will branch out into other related ventures, including private shows, chat sessions, members-only sites with higher quality media, streaming shows, and the like.

Happycamcouple defined the Twitter hashtag #camcouple.

I logged onto Skype to watch them and tipped the cam Couple $500 for doing exactly as I requested.

by Happy Cam Couple July 30, 2018

Couple heads here for you

I don't know the definition that's why I'm asking you

Stop on by ,"I'"ve got a couple heads here for you"?

by December 29, 2022

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 2, 2023

Couple laituce

Couple toxique menant à la dépendance affective malsaine et l'isolement

Brita: "Hmm, je n'ai pas vue Pierrette et Timothé-Jimothé depuis bien des lunes"
Jing : "Je sais, ils sont rendu un couple laituce"

by Ronron69swag2007 December 24, 2021

messenger couple

A couple who almost never sees each other. Their relationship exists almost solely on Facebook Messenger.

"I heard Russell and Kassidy were together?"
"They are, but they're a messenger couple"

by The Secret Toast May 2, 2021

flex couple

A couple whose gender roles are unfettered by tradition, societal judgment, or physiology.

An individual in a flex couple is a "flexeur."

by lengler December 18, 2013