His peen is bigger than yours

Conner will put his peen the a octopuses pus
by Fat peen in ass December 17, 2018
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Conner is honestly the most amazing guy i have ever met. he his tall and big built and although he will say he is fat, he his perfect just the way he his. He makes the perfect teddy bear ever<3 He enjoys facial peircings. He has snakebites and a tounge ring, and even though i am not to fond of it, he has a nose ring too. Conner has the most fantastic eyes i have ever seen. Not only because of the color, which are brown and green and he claims they look like mud but they are beautiful, but also because i feel like he can see into my emotions. I know he understands me and that he loves me everytime i stare into his eyes. Conner is the sweetest guy you could ever come across. He is all over caring and loving. But if you get on his bad side its real hard to get back to his sweet side. I am lucky to have my conner and i wouldnt trade him for the world. I love you Conner Haitsma. and nothing could ever change that. He his amazing, sexy, sweet, loving, cute, and everything a girl could ask for in a boyfriend.<3
That new kid, conner, is sooo sexy with his lip piercings!
by KittyCat<3 August 14, 2011
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A technique that involves a player in the game franchise Smash Bros. to stand aimlessly in a space where there is little or no activity, while other players battle in a differnt area of the stage. Often this technique os followed up with either long range attacks, collecting items for "cheap" purposes, or waiting for a smash ball to appear to be used (preferablly by Pitt).
1.- Dude you pulled a great conner just then. The way you don't fight and win is amazing.
2.- Aw the conor didn't work. lost. I forgot the connor stance only works 70% of the time.
3.- Conner to the max.
4.- The only thing comparable to pulling a conner are bitch tactics.
5. Connerism is a martial art. It is the equivalent of Tai Chi in Smash.
6. Conner is a genius. Connerism is the greatest discovery in videogames since Samus Arans sexual revelation.
7.- Conner Murphy is the greatest black American sine Fredrick Douglas.
by The Greek (AU) October 9, 2008
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He is short, smart, and athletic and hot af. He can grab you by the eyes and never let you go. He likes to make offensive jokes and he also is yet funny at the same time.
Girl: OMG Conner is so hot
His Gf: I know he such a good boyfriend too.
by Not t series June 25, 2019
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The love of my life. Without him I don't know what I'd do. He's caring and is always able to tell when you're upset or down. He tries his best to cheer you up, but at the same time, he's empathetic. He has a funny sense of humor and cheers you up by either laughing at him (which he's usually laughing too) or with him. He's caring, funny, courteous, generous, reliable, and meaningful. He puts himself down a lot, and that's when you tell him that you love him for what he is.
I love Conner, and NOBODY will every take his place.
by Hoshiko123 February 13, 2017
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The biggest douche bag you'll ever meet. Probably has blond shaggy hair that looks like a mushroom
He's a real Conner
by Your mother1303 January 25, 2017
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