If one ever has the fortune of being around these parts, be sure to ask for a 'cheese and onion cob me duck' in the local 'Cob Shop'.
by mand_77 June 7, 2007
The male version of vabbing. When a guy wants to attract partners but wants to go au naturel or has no money, they will take a bit of their pre-cum and use it like a cologne. This uses their natural pheromones to attract a sexual partner.
by gekkman May 15, 2023
"Damn he was being really corny today..."
"Real shit though. He was on the cob."
"Tell me why this test is on the cob."
"Real shit though. He was on the cob."
"Tell me why this test is on the cob."
by OntheCob November 18, 2012
The creature which creates cob-webs. Commonly mistaken as spiders; Cobs are a similar creature to the spider, ( a cousin to the spider if you will). Spider webs and cob webs are very commonly mistaken for one-another by the vast majority of the population because of close similarity. Cobs are also vary rare, due to environmental changes with in the past 30-40 years; one may hear an elderly person (an individual possibly over the age of 60-65) refer to spider webs as cob webs due to Cobs were more populous during the early 20th century and lurking in many tool sheds, garages, and basements across the country.
Homeowner: "There is nothing but spider webs in the attic, I think my house is infested with spiders."
Orkin Man: "Mrs, those aren't spider webs; those are surely cob-webs. Your house is infested with nearly extinct Cobs."
Orkin Man: "Mrs, those aren't spider webs; those are surely cob-webs. Your house is infested with nearly extinct Cobs."
by BlueAce79 July 16, 2008
by Cobber for life March 18, 2011