The nazi rule is simple. In any debate, argument, or other two or more sided discussion, the party(and all others with an associated opinion) that first brings of Nazis is instantly the loser of said discussion, argument, whatever. This is a simple principle that applies to all people in all places.
Party A: I really like German chicks. All tall and blonde and such.
Party B: I'm more fond of shortish brunettes, 'specially the pale ones.
Party C(To B): I agree dude, pale is seksi.
Party B: Plus, German chicks are Nazis. Nazis are fscked up, therefore German chicks are gross.
Party A: Dude, 'nazi rule' you guys both lose.
the first and foremost reason for justifiable homicide
Marriage is the only contract that can't be re-negotiated; luckily, it provides a potentially satisfying escape clause (otherwise known as a termination).
Noun. (Portmanteau of Babelfish, the online translator, and English, the needlessly complicated language)
1.) The incoherent mess that appears when you try to translate something through an online translator, especially Altavista's Babel fish translator.
I in English and translated this clause, in Japanese. Therefore I so do with Babelfish, draw up Babelfenglish.
|60.||Sweet Items Dude|
A phrase used to "put down" an opposing Mario Kart Double Dash player. Saying "Sweet Items Dude" implies that they are last place in the race and are getting great items in order to catch up.
Robert: Jack, Sweet Items Dude, i forgot how good you were at this game.
Jack: OHHHH i forgot about that clause in the contract, feed it to Pedtke.
|61.||Stevens Stinkin' Supremacy Clause|
An act of dominance by one party against another. The two (or more) people elect a decision maker. The decision maker then decides what objects to insert in the other's rectum. If the weak party objects, the dominant quickly provides a back handed slap and must shout, "You elected me! I know whats best! Take it!"
Iggy instantly regretted electing Nancy the dominant party as she invoked Stevens Stinkin' Supremacy Clause powers and began furiously attempting to jam a pirate shaped salt shaker in his rectum.
|62.||Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter|
While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.
Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.
mutual agreements of all those that smoke reefer.
1) Do not snitch
2) Do not take greens on your buddys weed
3) When taking greens, do not burn the whole bowl
4) Do not be a scavenger, if you want a hit, either throw down, or wait until you are offered one
5) When offered a hit of a spliff that is not yours, take a hit only
these are only some of the rules that must never be broken
ME: You Snitched? That's totally against stoner's code
Mike: Who cares? I'm a total dick anyways...