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"Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm fucked up now."

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Street name for Marijuana, particularly that of a high potency or quality. Characterized by large, visible THC crystals on the leaves and buds of the plant. Name often shortened to "Chron."
Now the copywritten name of a specific strain of Marijuana.
by Chefr de NOLA March 12, 2005
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A high quality type of marijuana, very high potency, usually a very light green that contains small white crystals. Also chronic carries a very deluctable, yet strong, smell. Generally you do not need to smoke as much chronic as you would other inferior qualities such as mids or schwag, to feel the necessary effects. Chronic also does not carry any seeds nor stems.
I smoked some dank ass chronic last night
by PhilLaraway April 2, 2006
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A Higher grade of Weed (Marijuana). Usually better in quality as well as higher in price, than "normal" (stress, swag, bammer) weed. The high is much better, with less of it having to be smoked, and the "high" lasts longer too.
I smoke nothing but Chronic. I don't waste my time smoking that stress anymore.
by BrandiCuervo July 25, 2006
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The best smoke out there. Usually $50 for an eight and $100 for a quarter ounce. For all you smokers know, when your dude calls you and tells you he's got the chronic, you budget immediately. Especially when you live in Cincinnati.
Hey, my dudes got the chronic!! Got any money?
by colescar November 23, 2007
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1. Word to describe any very good strain of marijuana. This term must NOT be thrown around lightly. (ie.Even if you get the sickest strain's of weed all the time and they are better than what everyone else has, only call the few very best types 'da kronic').
Crystal's, red/purple fibres and healthy green is what yo' lookin for.
2. Extreme or severe. Especially, but not explicably someone who smoke's the above substance everyday."
3. Anything sick, excellent, extreme, severe or funny.
1. Daaaaamn. That shit is da chronic!"
2. "Man, i've had a chronic headache all day."
"Probably 'coz yo' is a chronic."
3. "That was a chronic party last night." (sick)
"I have some chronic news for you." (excellent)
"The most chronic thing happened to me last night." (extreme/severe)
"Hahaha...That's chronic." (funny)
by Diego July 18, 2003
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This medium height, not too dense Chronic is the perfect combination of good yield and excellent quality. This type of Serious Bud is Sativa and Indica Hybrid best for indoor growing. Won the 3rd prize High Times Cannabis Cup 1994, improved in 2000.
It has a combination of appearances and sweet smell.
It generally has Red Hairs and White Fuzz, THC (not) Crack/Cocaine, and Leaves are a bit Dark.
BUT, may refer to be Chronic laced with Crack or Pure Cocaine for a and more powerful side effect. (Cocoa Puffs)
Chronic
Guy1 - Lets go burn some of dat Dank ass Endo
Guy2 - Fuck yea, Clambake another Doobie
Guy1 - Lets use dat Mutha Fuck'n Hookah, too Bro
by Chronica May 26, 2006
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