a big hot guy that seems cool at first, but afterwards you find out hes a complete FREAK and he cant figure out his "emotions" which are most likely do to the steroids he pumps into his ass.

beware, lades, of the castro. for he is devestatingly handsome, then once youre lured in, hes not a manly man, but an emotional physco path! run!
-"so i went on a date with the hottest and buffest guy everrrrr and he broke down and started being a little bitch over nothing!"

-"shit girl, you got yourself a castro."
by hofasho January 15, 2009
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To take over an internet forum and replace the original intent of the group. Usually a myspace group infested with trolls who systematically spam and flame original members of the group causing them to leave and or become butthurt.
The word "castroed" comes from the rebellious revolutionarry leader Fidel Castro who overthrew the Cuban government.
Ha! your group just got castroed!
by Yuckothetroll December 12, 2008
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The cumbrian term given to a useless teacher. Often teaches in a seconday school where she gets the total piss taken out of her, Most Castros tend to need a bra to hold in their nipple erections.
Boy#1: OMG did you see that nipple!?
Boy#2: Yeah she must be a total castro.
by Professor Alex Taylor July 6, 2009
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family of fat bitches who are anoying and are brats who sit on the couch all day crying about how the fat chick they were dating dumped them, probably because their small penis
did you see mike castro got dumped by the fat chick

yeah she was fat and ugly anyway
by they call me george January 8, 2012
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When a dog walks around the house with a dehydrated cat shit in its mouth that it has retrieved from the kitty litter box - Making the dog look like Fidel Castro with a cigar in his mouth.
Wow Fido’s pulling a Castro with that cat shit in his mouth!
by dswannie December 21, 2020
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Someone who grabbed a chunkful of pubic hair from a male's ball sack.
This bxtch pulled a castro during sex and said she thought it would turn me on more... what a freak!
by §yk0pa†h!c November 25, 2009
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