carpet

1-Flying carpet
2-Floor carpet
3-Car pet

1-"omg that guy has a flying carpet!"
2-"omg such a dirty carpet
3-"ooo a car pet"

by Fez October 14, 2004

Carpet

A kid with curly hair, prone to thrust indecently but hilariously. Highly Ticklish and sustains an abundance of bass knowledge and skill.

Bassist's do it with rhythm.
Carpet you are unco. =)

by PancreasPoke October 22, 2007

carpet

to be so wasted, that you can't get up the floor.

Wow, I was carpet last night!!!

by Ivan _fukitman September 27, 2006

Carpet

n. slut, whore, person that puts out
see: shag carpet

That girl is dressed like such a carpet.

by TracyL March 23, 2006

The Carpet

Where you do everything

“There goes Jerry again sleeping on the carpet.”

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 8, 2019

carpet

A 'code' word used in replace of the word gay.
Variations include 'carpet cleaner' which is refering to a gay person.

"hey do you think that guy over there is carpet?"

"probably, this place is full of carpet

cleaners"

by lolITSTweenies May 6, 2009

Carpeter

A tradesperson (man or woman) who, to the exclusion of all other sexual activitiies, only eats puss

Mary desperately wanted cock, so was bitterly disappointed to find Johnny was a qualified carpeter.
or

Alice hated cock. She was a qualified carpeter.

by Haids December 8, 2012