Next time you're on the couch with a girl in a skirt, go for the bullseye:
1. Pull back the bow string : pull her panties aside
2. Lay your arrow : insert penis
3. Fire away: fire away
and
BULLSEYE!
1. Pull back the bow string : pull her panties aside
2. Lay your arrow : insert penis
3. Fire away: fire away
and
BULLSEYE!
Ashley was wearing this hot sun dress on my couch, so I sat down, pull the string, laid my arrow, and fired away. BULLSEYE!
by Robert Tammer July 27, 2010
Arguably, one of the best camp breakfasts there is and yet also one of the simplest to make. A bullseye is made by removing the center of a piece of bread and putting it in a greased cast iron skillet on a grate over a campfire. Then, an egg is cracked and dropped in the hole in the bread (hence the name bullseye). Finally, cheese and/or ham is placed on it and it's allowed to cook, flipping as necessary. However, pepperoni (or ronies) can also be used in place of the ham or it can be eaten plain.
Can I have a bullseye, ham and possibly ronies
Tell me Kathryn, do you want your eggs cooked up sunny side
I want to sleep
Don't you dare close your eyes!!!
Tell me Kathryn, do you want your eggs cooked up sunny side
I want to sleep
Don't you dare close your eyes!!!
by The_Hawk August 8, 2009
by JayDeestyles January 25, 2018
A name that people use for their dog when they want to pretend theyre hard.
Often used when finding themselves surrounded by a bunch of knuckle dragging pizza faced children in the park.
Shouting 'BULLSEYE, cumear!' will make them think that the owner is as hard as Bill Sykes from the Oliver film, scaring 3 colours of shit out of them and making them run off.
Doesnt work so well if their dog's a chihuaua. Often doesnt end well.
Often used when finding themselves surrounded by a bunch of knuckle dragging pizza faced children in the park.
Shouting 'BULLSEYE, cumear!' will make them think that the owner is as hard as Bill Sykes from the Oliver film, scaring 3 colours of shit out of them and making them run off.
Doesnt work so well if their dog's a chihuaua. Often doesnt end well.
by missadventure October 29, 2006
For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.
Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!
Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!
by Eddy May 4, 2007
The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.
by Willllll t March 24, 2008
by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2020