the beetlejuice

To summon ones presence by saying their name three times.

I miss you, I wish I could do the beetlejuice.

by Echoremains October 15, 2019

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Noun •

cursed 👀

If you want to curse yourself, this is a good way to do it 🚾☝

Follow these three steps to find out how to curse:

• Say Beetlejuice 3 times
• Make sure you are armed
• Tell Beetlejuice to murder the laws of physics

Follow these simple steps and you can

"Hey you got any ######? No? Ah, no problem. beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice! OH crud there he is! oh no. Why you unbuckling your belt??"

by McYum May 16, 2021

Beetlejuice

Lester Green, a comedian with dwarfism and microcephaly.
The most amazing man alive

“if you dig a 6 foot hole, how deep is that hole?”
“uhhh, about 20 feet” - beetlejuice

by bayix April 13, 2020

Beetlejuice

Getting hand job while your date vapes at a musical theatre performance.

Hey, did you hear that he got Beetlejuiced and kicked out?

by Anita Nap September 19, 2023

Beetlejuice

The hottest bio-exorcist and the coolest boyfriend I could ever have

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, beEEEEeEeEeEeeEeee-cause!

by Broadway boomer April 11, 2020

Beetlejuice

a fucking baby and a god

beetlejuice deserves more love and attention than anything

by mcflurrayyyyyy October 29, 2019

Beetlejuice

A freelance bio-exorcist who works with ghosts to scare the living out of their houses.
He can be seen lurking around small scale models of towns.
Hey there goes Elvis! Looks Like I'm next.

I used to watch Beetlejuice in Chillicothe and then play excitebike

by ThE LaTe JC March 23, 2005