bear

a huge brown or black thing that eats you if you piss it off or eat its honey so watch it buddy!

man1:"Dude that bear is huge!"
man2:"Watch out that bear might eat you cause you ate its honey and pissed it off!"

*the man gets eaten by the bear*

by lollipopsucker0101 March 2, 2010

Bear

The shark of the land.

Person 1: Man look at that bear over there.

Person 2: Yeah its totally a shark of the land!

by JmoolZZ February 7, 2013

Bear Bear

Super cool kid that has lots of mad talent and style. Best chaperone in the whole wide world.

Bear Bear wants to be a better barista.

by Dani_Cheri February 10, 2012

bear

a Russians best friend

bear is vodka

by kkgfdffwdw February 18, 2020

Bear

"Godless killging machines" as said by Stephen Colbert. The second most dangerous enemy known to the human race, just behind Dhani Jones who is a bear with a brain, an NFL linebacker who writes poems.

"Some people are going to say 'It's just a monkey, bears pose no threat to us', Wrong! Now while I do not believe in evolution, I'm sure bears do. ...and by eating this monkey, they are simply eating their way up the evolutionary chain until they get to man."

-Stephen Colbert

by User 34082098756 July 24, 2006

bear

bear is a term meaning "very" or "lots of", similar to use of well

I'm bear drunk, I'm bear tired

by Goyder October 8, 2006

Bear

If you have a friend named Bear, keep him. He is sweet, smart, funny, loving, caring and extremely goofy. He can flip you're bad day completely upside down. He's great at giving advice and is very understanding. If you have Bear as a friend, do not let him go, because you're gonna wish you didn't.

Bears should be loved, not pushed aside.

by TheCaticorn July 16, 2019