adjective:- word used to emphesize a thing as massive or long. often used by chavs and teenagers living in a n urban area. Bear can also be used to call someone as if to say they are great or amazing.
person 1: "hey, an you walk to the shop for me and get me a coke?"
person2: "nahh man that will take bear time and i have to go outin a bit, sorry."
person 1: "ahh, ok the don't worry about it."
person2: "nahh man that will take bear time and i have to go outin a bit, sorry."
person 1: "ahh, ok the don't worry about it."
by aiden face October 6, 2010
Bears are large furry carnivores of the family Ursidae. Large bears can measure up to 14 feet tall when standing on their hind legs, and 2000 pounds (1 ton). Bears are found all over the world, but generally speak with pronounced Russian accents. Bears are known to enjoy raw salmon, with copious amounts of vodka. Never, under any circumstances, try to out-drink a bear. Their superior body mass and Russian-ness will allow them to drink you under the table without even getting tipsy. Many bears also enjoy Cuban cigars.
by RussianMexican July 24, 2008
A man is considered a Bear if he is hairy, well-built, hyper-masculine, with this strong body and appearance, yet with a heart as big as his chest.
He does not have a 'camp' bone in him. He has a tendency to growl in his sleep and during other bed activities. He is unashamed of bodily-function noises. Practicality dictates his fashion tastes. A Bear man is every straight man's gay fantasy!
Aw hell, you are the Daddy! Guys in this category are Goldberg, Billy Mays, Richard Karn, the Bounty paper towel guy, blue-collar guys.
He does not have a 'camp' bone in him. He has a tendency to growl in his sleep and during other bed activities. He is unashamed of bodily-function noises. Practicality dictates his fashion tastes. A Bear man is every straight man's gay fantasy!
Aw hell, you are the Daddy! Guys in this category are Goldberg, Billy Mays, Richard Karn, the Bounty paper towel guy, blue-collar guys.
by Daniel_Lee August 30, 2009
Another way of saying "cool" or "awesome." A word used to describe an object, event, person, or circumstance as crazy, insane, or badass.
1.
Hey, check out that tiger shark!
Dude, that thing is so beare!
2.
I just upgraded my car stereo, how beare is that?!
Hey, check out that tiger shark!
Dude, that thing is so beare!
2.
I just upgraded my car stereo, how beare is that?!
by urbandict1onary July 10, 2013
Bear is transport trucker slang for police officers. "Bear" is a term Truckers on the number one highway in Canada use on the CB to warn other truckers that there is a police officer monitering speed on the highway.
Trucker one: Hey! I just spotted a bear!
Trucker two: Where at?
Trucker one: by the 58 marker, on the right o way.
Trucker two: I'll pass it on.
Trucker two: Where at?
Trucker one: by the 58 marker, on the right o way.
Trucker two: I'll pass it on.
by moonbug November 12, 2006
bear.
You are big and tough but you are a love bug, big cuddles, big warm hugs, kisses, and crazy sex.
You are big and tough but you are a love bug, big cuddles, big warm hugs, kisses, and crazy sex.
by Mjbear November 14, 2019
A large, husky man, with the body of a tank, hiding his 'bear-itude.' Usually by insisting they are not a bear, but being found out later in life. Bears are massive, husky, fur-covered, killing machines, with hearts the size of the moon. Though, never expose a bear. You will die.
by Whargle June 17, 2010