by Bk April 19, 2005
Patrick is playing "Nudist" for the weekend, but keeps getting crumbs on his package.
...Patrick likes TMI and refering to himself in the 3rd person.
...Patrick likes TMI and refering to himself in the 3rd person.
by flopmasterp July 23, 2008
by JackyZack November 3, 2015
mom: the key to a successful relationship is don't go to bed angry and love each other
son: TMI mom TMI
son: TMI mom TMI
by I like buttz June 15, 2015
The actual size of ones penis and not just the length. There are two formulas for this. One is by Randy Marsh and the other is by the surgeon general.
Randy: My TMI equation is right!
Surgeon General: No, mine is right!
Randy: What do you know, dumb bitch!!!
Surgeon General: No, mine is right!
Randy: What do you know, dumb bitch!!!
by flagnard May 23, 2011
Contrary to popular belief, this stands for Too Much Information, but the meaning is not the same. It actually means 'I cannot handle what you just told me, and it took me off guard, because I am too {prude/insecure/jealous/lame/dumb/close-minded} to be ok with you saying it.' There are actual instances of TMI that occur, but this definition rarely lies in the eye of the beholder, because usually that person just 'Can't handle the truth!!'
Guy 1: I slept with Chick 2 the other night.
Chick 1: OMG TMI!! I can't believe you told me that.
Guy 1: That's not TMI...you're just jealous or surprised because you didn't think I could score with Chick 2.
Chick 1: Nu uh, you just shouldn't share things like that.
Guy 1: You just told me you slept with Guy 2 the other day.
Chick 1: ...that's different...cause....
Guy 1: Case in point.
Chick 1: OMG TMI!! I can't believe you told me that.
Guy 1: That's not TMI...you're just jealous or surprised because you didn't think I could score with Chick 2.
Chick 1: Nu uh, you just shouldn't share things like that.
Guy 1: You just told me you slept with Guy 2 the other day.
Chick 1: ...that's different...cause....
Guy 1: Case in point.
by JambaJews November 27, 2009
Female co-worker: "I broke up with live-in boyfriend. So, I went out and bought new sheets and towels. I also bought new underwear.'
Me: TMI!
Me: TMI!
by briloop March 25, 2010