The Stig

The best competitive Super Smash Bros Ultimate player of all time. He has taken wins off of every player he's ever fought in tournament. When he first played the game, he already had immense natural talent and was a top player but as of currently he has not dropped a single game to any SSBU player in the past several months. The SSBU Community has put a $50,000 bounty on his head for anyone who can take a Best-of-5 tournament set off of The Stig.

Random SSBU player: Have you ever watched a tournament set of The Stig before? He's hella goated.
Other random SSBU player: FR! I wanna be The Stig when I grow up! Talented ass player.

by A random smash bros fan May 9, 2022

stigging

To drive any vehicle on the ragged edge, but with a degree of skill and finesse as if possessed by the ghost of Ayrton Senna (God rest his soul).

Henry is really stigging it in that tractor, how he managed to negotiate that hairpin at such a speed whilst only killing 2 pedestrians is nothing short of a miracle.

by mattiojohn January 28, 2011

Stig

Super Sexy
Awesome in bed
Great dresser
Multi-talented artist
Great husband and father
Loyal
Dangerous
Handsome
Dedicated
Focused
Bad with money
Stuntman

Stig can leap off a building on fire, literally.

by 1Mamabear February 3, 2010

stig

1. Someone who is like a tramp
2. Always after someones things eg sweets/money etc
3. Badly dressed and looks dirty

"You are such a stig"
"Stop stigging my stuff"

by Mr Smee's Friend August 15, 2005

stig

1.(n)a STudious yet IGnorant individual. Witnessed often by those who excel academically but are genuinely unintelligent.

"Look at the Honor Roll list. Fuckin' stigs."

by Yeah October 23, 2004

stigs

A fat, lazy, Puerto Rican teacher/cop/lacrosse coach. Known to be a complete retard and sleeps with his mother

Stigs: Hey morons, I really dont feel like teaching today, so go on your laptops

Ex2:

Stigs: I do alright for myself
Somebody Else: YEA, SLEEPING WITH YOUR MOTHER!!!

by waaa February 14, 2005

Stig

A smelly person. Normally lives somewhere that resembles a dump or landfill site.

You dirty stig, get away from me.

by Steve Marsh June 6, 2005