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just like a NASA launch, counting down from 1 to 10 while watching the ladies. from a distance she looks hot (a 10,) but by the time she's right in front of you she turns out to be glass-shatteringly ugly (a 1.) dan and stan are walking down main street when they see a woman at the other end of the block walking towards them-
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!! stan: nah, maybe a nine. dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8. stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7. dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6. stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5. dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4. stan: except for her legs. 3. dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2. stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1. both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT! dan: thank god for the NASA scale! |
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