The haired pubic rise directly above the female genitals. An apparently pleasure-less pad of fat that protects the pubic bone over the bladder. Region of the human body which is imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. On some, a densely-thicketed plateau, on others an oddly barren "woodland", still on others, a shaved hump.
My hand slipped down the front of her pants, inside her underwear, until it rested on her mons. My middle finger then sought her vulva...
by Jake January 15, 2004
by Koolanalgator January 5, 2017
America's newest psychedelic disco polka super-group.
Formed at the Monte' Carlo Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, the band have been on the cutting edge of the psychedelic disco polka craze since 1997.
Produced such groundbreaking albums as, "Quif", "Burnt Out" and "The Underground Bootleg Live Interview".
Formed at the Monte' Carlo Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, the band have been on the cutting edge of the psychedelic disco polka craze since 1997.
Produced such groundbreaking albums as, "Quif", "Burnt Out" and "The Underground Bootleg Live Interview".
"I waited 3 hours last night in the Velvet Tractor Room for a concert by The Mons only to find out the show had been canceled."
"When I got into their free groupie transportation vehicle, I had no idea it was one way.
"When I got into their free groupie transportation vehicle, I had no idea it was one way.
by RevBrymo October 20, 2009
by BrooklynboyEliV June 28, 2018
by TommyP123 October 3, 2021
The hairy pubic plain directly above the genitals, but beneath the waistline, on both men and women. An apparently pleasure-less, purposeless region of the human body, but one that is nevertheless imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. A densley thicketed plateau, an oddly barren woodland, a useless, hilarious no man's land.
by MK January 12, 2004