The Lon

When a sexual partner sticks your own finger(s) in your own asshole, against your will, during sex; generally occurs in the 'doggy style' position. Also known as Lonned and Lonning.

"We we're getting it on in the car last night when he flipped me over and gave me 'The Lon'."

by Nanzi October 12, 2013

Lon

A Vietnamese term for Cunt, Vulva, Pussy, Snatch... Lon is used to describe just about anything and everything in Viet Nam.

Mofo is a dickhead = Thanng mat Lon
Bitch is a skank = Con Lon diem
Food is terrible = Do An nhu Lon
What a beautiful scenery = Xinh nhu Lon
.................

by KeMeCaSi March 26, 2015

Lon

He is an amazing person and is a great dad

Wow you must be a lon

by Friendswoody November 12, 2019

LON

Abreviation for Loser On Net

Wanna hang out? Or are you gonna be a LON?

by allan January 22, 2004

Lon

Short for "pylon"...where a pylon is a person who just stands around silent and stationary, like an actual pylon.

Can also refer to someone uninteresting or boring.

Some party that was...everyone was just standing around like lons so I left...

by PYLON JOHNSON December 5, 2013

lon

A way to pronounce the natural log which is actually spelled Ln.

The integral of 1/x is "Lon" of x. (Ln x)

by Zip Code Ness March 5, 2008

lon

A superlative suffix of an adverb, meaning "very".

Q: Do you want to get drunk tonight?
A: Totallon!

Q: He's hot. Is he gay?

A: Obviouslon.

by Grubtard December 4, 2009