by alilhappything April 27, 2006
home to inbreds, unintelligent people, ugly fat girls, and crack heads.
On the flipside, they provide me entertainment with their dramatic lives.
On the flipside, they provide me entertainment with their dramatic lives.
by suckonthat994 October 27, 2011
I fucked her on credit, so Iowa
by smoo moo March 22, 2013
Booring. Don't compare us to New York. We're the last to get anything. People think we're "quaint" like a traffic jam to us is 10 cars behind a tractor rolling down the highway! Dude...ok, I'm from Iowa...and *I* think that's pathetic!!! THAT'S WHY I LEFT!!!
by NeoMatrixJR October 15, 2006
The Cornfield of No Return, where children CAN run away and not starve, because they can live on bacon and corn. But they're just going to get raped by all the sex offenders, anyway.
Bob: I'm so sick of life. I'm going to kill myself.
Fred: How're you going to do it?
Bob: I'm going to go to Iowa and die of boredom.
Fred: How're you going to do it?
Bob: I'm going to go to Iowa and die of boredom.
by Katie #42 March 1, 2006
An early U.S. experiment in criminal reform and psychological treatment. In the 1800's, eastern U.S. states sent their most deranged and mentally incompetent criminals to a remote land reserve, later known as Iowa. Treatment officials tried various behavioral-modification techniques to reform and rehabilitate the deranged lunatics. Sadly, the program worked to no avail. Eventually, rampant inbreeding and subsequent off-the-charts retardation took over the population. Officials decided that the best course of action was to isolate the Iowans (Sioux for "criminally insane") from the rest of the U.S. population. Accordingly, the officials established social engineering programs and propaganda to trick the Iowans into believing that their state has relevance in order to keep them from leaving the state and polluting other, more hospitable U.S. states.
by I-L-L December 4, 2006
by ThunderMummy October 28, 2005