12

the age at which most kids think its cool to say "thats so fucking retarded" after every sentence.claim that music is their life and have silly little relationships that never work out

child1: thats sofucking retarded
kid2: wow you cursed you must be really cool
teenager: they must be like 12

by mofo17 March 24, 2009

12

Any girl that is not 18 (AKA of legal age) is automatically labeled as being 12.

Guy A: Ummm there is WAYYY too much 12 here for my taste.

Guy B: Great... I shouldn't have to card my own dates!

by Rock Hardigan September 28, 2008

12

The combination of #1 and #2. In other words, when you have to pee and poop.

Be right back guys, I have to do a #12.

by z JF z December 15, 2009

12"

A big dick that can make a chicks legs tremble in fear. To hard to grip as big as a humans beings forarm.

O my gosh i fucked dis dude wit dis 12" that made me cry i couldn't resist it was just to big.

by Montez Robertson May 16, 2007

12

Twelve is the number of love.

Dude, she is number 12!

by worldman1 November 11, 2010

12

The most beautiful number ever created by a mathentist. 12 is whenever i am happy. 12 is whenever the sun rises. 12 is 12. Love is 12.

Dad: How are you?
Mum: 12.

by ILOVETHENUMBER12 January 31, 2017

12

A term used to warn crime do-ers who are friendly of the cops.

"12 NIGGA , THEY COMING LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE"

by hugmongous balls March 4, 2018