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That's the balls! 

What you say, when something is bad or uncool
"That dude put peanut butter on his sausage sandwich"
"Oh man, that's the balls!"
That's the balls! by J3rkins April 21, 2021

That's the Mayor's Balls! 

This expression emerged from the mid 18th-century revival of government cosplay. During this time, the plague was running rampant and people's only solace was to dress up as various political figures, which eventually involved into an intense escapist community complete with conventions, reenactments, and an international shortage of Calvin Coolidge figurines. The expression has experienced a revival due to Gen Z's renewed interest in politics due to a popular sound on TikTok from the viral SNL skit of Trump singing "Boy's a Liar Pt. 2" by popular female rapper Ice Spice. " This is expression is positive, uplifting, and meant to imbue the community with a sense of political passion and pure, unadulterated Americanism. Go forth, youths.
Your stimulus check came in? That's the mayor's balls!!

You walked in on your parents doing it?? That's so NOT the mayor's balls!!

Angelina rejected your promposal?? Damn, going to prom with Angelina would've been the mayor's balls.

My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck 

Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off 

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.
Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026