I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex 

A statement reflecting profound unhappiness.

"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"

I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex by wykykr May 15, 2006

wouldn't that suck!!! 

used when sb has done sth which is very disgusting or met someone you think there is no one worse than that person to run into.

1
-I went to bed with your sister last night.
- wouldn't that suck!!!
2

- I met Jim Carrey today.
- Oh man, wouldn't that suck! There are lots of celebrities in whole world.

wouldn't that suck!!! by Alishahbaz May 15, 2010

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day 

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick

"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day by gayfigger November 20, 2022

Disregard That I Suck Cocks 

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.

Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"

Disregard That I Suck Cocks by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009

Suck that chipped tooth 

When you are so munted and chewing on your face, you result to sucking on your friends front chipped tooth, and chanting "SUCK THAT CHIPPED TOOTH".

"I will pop many a E bombs on the weekend, and suck that chipped tooth"

Suck that chipped tooth by Doheny April 20, 2009

suck that 

followed by a loud noise someone should say....SUCK THAT!

chapelle: i want to pee on you...drip drip drip.......

Alex: SUCK THAT!

suck that by your mom March 24, 2005

take that and suck on it

a term defiantly used too much by teenage males. it is from jeffy, a puppet that does stupid stuff. it is basically saying to take whatever they are talking about and to suck on it. thats all. Sometimes used as a comeback.

"Your stupid" "your stupider, take that and suck on it"

take that and suck on it by MARYLYNBUTTHOLE May 13, 2018