thalassocratic 

A god tier sexual maneuver condition where intercourse is achieved over a body of water large enough to define a hypothetical state existing at each partner's terrestrial interface as a thalassocracy, which is itself defined as state whose territories are connected primarily by sea. Examples of thalassocracys include the Delian League, the Venetian Republic, and the British Empire.

Male 1: So dude...how did the twelfth annual nautically themed sex move contest go?

Male 2: Fuck bro, I would have won with the double magellan I had prepared, but the asshole before me nailed the same thing perfectly!

Male 1: Sucks man!

Male 2: I know right! Instead I tried the thalassocratic magellan, but my whore-cunt partner was to far away to get in!

Male 1: Well...I mean...even Mandingo would have a tough time getting across the fucking stream in my backyard...never mind the straights of gibraltar, which were like...portugals baby step before actually become a maritime power.

Male 2: Well thats why I stuck to the magellan...if all I had to do was circumnavigate 2/3 of her body in cum then die I thought I could pull it off by targeting her like ankle or something

Male 1: Wait so if a Magellan involves death...it seems that your opponents double Magellan wasn't so 'perfect' lol

Male 2: theres always next year

thalassocratic by procrastinatingpersonalstmnt November 22, 2013

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004