textsmile
When I got a text from my buddy telling me my ex girfriend got knocked up by one her students, I had a huge textsmile that took days to get rid of
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textile challenged
Someone that can't keep clothes on. Either because they can't stand the way fabric feels against their skin, feels sufacated or restraint in freedom of movement or they just plain want to be naked and feel the air all over their body. A Textile Challenged person would have a really hard time swimming in clothes, wet fabric against their skin would be like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard to others.
textile challenged by Naked Kayak Dude July 4, 2018
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textfiles.com
An indispensible web site where one can find term papers, outdated hacking info and bomb recipes all in the same place, circa 1980's and culled from the old BBS system.
textfiles.com by Mortenson February 9, 2004
textile
n. A non-nudist.
adj. Of or relating to non-nudists.
adj. Of or relating to non-nudists.
"Naturists do everything textiles do, except nude! Nude or clothing-optional beaches are just like textile beaches, except the dress code."
textomime
-verb
1. to repeat a conversation, series of events, scene from a movie or TV show, or any other such discourse via text messaging
1. to repeat a conversation, series of events, scene from a movie or TV show, or any other such discourse via text messaging
via text: "OMG I just burst out laughing watching Family Guy."
"What happened?"
"I'd textomime it to you, but it would be better if you saw it."
"What happened?"
"I'd textomime it to you, but it would be better if you saw it."
textiles
common name for the clothing 'locked'! i.e.-those who COULD NOT, and/or WOULD NOT; EVER 'bare their treasures' on the nude beach!!
he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!
he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!
the textiles were HORRIFIED! when the streaker ran across the baseball field.
judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!
john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!
judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!
john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!
textiles by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
Textile Dysfunction
When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.
I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(
Textile Dysfunction by We Believe in Fridays July 29, 2009