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Textmance 

A relationship that works great over text, but fails in real life.
Kelly and Andrew had a total textmance. They flirted for three months over text, but broke up after the first date!
Textmance by A1an July 14, 2011

textraneous 

a textbook you're supposed to buy for a class but never end up using

etymology: textbook + extraneous = textraneous
I'm not buying any textbooks for this class until we're a few weeks into the semester. I have a feeling we're not going to use all of them and I'm not throwing away money on textraneous books
textraneous by PajamaSutra December 26, 2020

textmanship

The art of texting on a cell phone. As penmanship is the art of writing, textmanship is the art of texting.
That girl has great textmanship, she can text 100 words per minute.

I really want to improve my textmanship, maybe I will take an online course to increase the amount of words I can text per minute.
textmanship by MasterFirm May 24, 2011

textminder 

a communication sent via text message service prior to an important engagement or activity designed to ensure that someone rememebers something
Shoot me a textminder so I don't forget to pick you up from soccer practice.
textminder by Ash S. May 25, 2007

Textence 

The carrying out of a non-serious accusation/allegation.
Yeah man, there was some textence that his content was stolen.
Textence by Textence April 12, 2021

textmarker 

a word that only cool people use!
it means that something is hipp
A: Look there is nigge!
B: Oh, I haven't seen him for years! That's textmarker!!
textmarker by Patchy, Fobbe, Major January 15, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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