Textimate 

The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.

Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?

Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'

Textimate by MirandaxPanda March 5, 2009

textinitis

The supposed condition that millions upon millions of people have that comes from "texting". From hand cramps to tendinitis.

Wow! He has textinitis so bad, his hands are are looking like "hook hands". The guy texts so much, he looks like he has "sloth fingers". Ha ha, he's got textinitis so bad, he's got some "eagle claws" going.

textinitis by madinsomniac July 19, 2009

textitation 

An invitation to party via text message. One should not feel as socially obligated to attend as they would be if they were invited by mail or over the phone.

Kyle: "yo, you going to amanda's party? its going to be lame ass!"

Steve: "no way man, she only sent me a textitation, that bitch actually called you!"

textitation by itaub1 December 9, 2008

Textistential Crisis 

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's

In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.

Textistential Crisis by _pone_ July 31, 2020

textitis 

The thumb/wrist pain that results from excessive texting.

My wrist hurts SO bad. Must be from the 900 text messages sent this month. I think it's textitis .

textitis by CrazyMN May 30, 2008

TextInterpretation 

The art of being able to instantly interpret a text message laden with misspellings due to typing errors; also used when voice-to-text decodes the wrong word(s) and, based on other information given in the text message, you must decipher what was actually meant to be typed.

TextInterpretation of "I live you" = I love you.

TextInterpretation of "Aee you latee" = See you later.

TextInterpretation of "Where sre yoi?" = Where are you?

Furthermore, voice-to-TextInterpretation: "Should I bring sex tables tomorrow as a side dish?" = Should I bring vegetables tomorrow as a side dish?

TextInterpretation by MCBassGuitar December 25, 2010

textitution 

The act of substituting cell phone texting for actual cell phone conversation, usually practiced by married couples.

Instead of calling my wife while away on business trips, I practiced textitution.

husband : whats on tv?
wife : CSI
husband : OK ,BFF
wife: BFF

textitution by KungFu Donut February 10, 2008