Testitide 

The exact level of cold water when it first come in contact with your testicles.

As John waded further into the ocean he stood tiptoes to avoid the inevitable cold of the testitide.

Testitide by Random_selection August 3, 2008

testiclides 

Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".

From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."

testiclides by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

testilie 

To tell some dubious truth in court.

The cops pinched my main man, now I have to testilie for him.

testilie by Creve Couer School of Law May 23, 2006

Testicide 

The murder of a testicle.

Moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.

Testicide by Mararrrr July 28, 2010

testitserone

The main circulating hormone released when the man sees the females breasts. It prepares the male phallus for titty fucking.

My girlfriend was incredibly underwhelmed when I titty fucked her. She had told me her ex had high levels of testitserone to accomplish is inhumanly aggressive, sexual prowess. I'm going to the endocrinologist tomorrow.

testitserone by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

textitude 

the manner or disposition of somebody's text messaging.

Michelle's textitude indicated that the red river was flowing so I avoided her all night.

textitude by Skater2914 September 26, 2007

Textitude 

Meaning the attitude people give you while texting.

Cassie: Well I would like for you to go
Dane: Whatever.
Cassie: Lose your textitude!

Textitude by ITakePeekshurs May 24, 2009