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to drunk text your mistress in your girlfriend's bathroom to tell her you'll meet her at 2 am
X: This guy just texted me. He wants to meet me later for sloppy seconds after he brings his girlfriend home.

B: What is he in the bathroom texting off?
by battichica January 16, 2007

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