1. Used to describe the nature of a text message so smooth and suave, that it almost resembles a soft piece of clothing

2. Used to describe a phone with buttons or a touch screen so soft, that one can comment on its proximity to articles made with 100% cotton
Oh damn girl, you've got soft skin. Oh shit, I guess it's just your phone's textileness.
by Grimace232 June 3, 2011
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Much similar to erectile dysfunction except it only occurred over text
My boyfriend is no fun over text, it's like he has textil dysfunction or something
by Jose Hernendes January 19, 2016
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