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textwalking
textwalking by muse_ick February 13, 2008
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textalk • textwalking • Textacking • Textake • Textakiri • Textalacio • textalanche • Textality • Textalizer • textalizing
Ronny Textall
-A sweet burn to do to someone who is constantly texting in a social setting.
-A play on words from philadelphia flyers retired goalie Ron Hextall
-A play on words from philadelphia flyers retired goalie Ron Hextall
Yo Ronny Textall, why don't you get off your phone and get me a beer!
Al has been texting all night, he looks like Ronny Textall
Al has been texting all night, he looks like Ronny Textall
Ronny Textall by Cablehawk November 3, 2010
textalizing
textalizing by nash+ February 6, 2006
TextTalk
When a person talks like they text. They say the initials or abbreviated version of a word instead of the actual word or action.
Anne tells a joke.
Robert: (TextTalk)"That was LOL"
Holly and Jen are having a conversation over coffee. Jen gets up to get more coffee and says "BRB" (TextTalk)
Robert: (TextTalk)"That was LOL"
Holly and Jen are having a conversation over coffee. Jen gets up to get more coffee and says "BRB" (TextTalk)
TextTalk by meowzersama April 24, 2009
textalanche
The flood of text messages received when you first turn your phone on after it has been off for a long time, or when you finally get a signal. The longer the phone was off, and the more popular you are, the bigger the textalanche is.
Coming home from my weekend ski trip in the mountains, as soon as I was on the highway and had service, I got a textalanche.
I was really excited when I got a textalanche this morning, thinking that my friends wanted to hang out, but instead it was just my mom asking me where I was.
I was really excited when I got a textalanche this morning, thinking that my friends wanted to hang out, but instead it was just my mom asking me where I was.
textalanche by taylo1 June 9, 2009
Textake
Jen: (as she checks her phone to see a text message from Tom)
Tom: we're pickin u up tonite
Jen: (texts back, "wat?")
Tom: (gets the message, sends back, "whoops, it wus a textake)
Tom: we're pickin u up tonite
Jen: (texts back, "wat?")
Tom: (gets the message, sends back, "whoops, it wus a textake)
Textake by ACityAftrUs October 16, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.