text-i-tude

giving "attitude" via text message by responding with as few words, or letters, as it takes to answer to a question, making the individual asking the questions inquire why you have an "attitude".

"Did you text Ashley to see if she is coming?"

"Yeah, but she kept giving one letter answers. I don't know what her problem is but she seemed to have a real text-i-tude problem....."

text-i-tude by Goofer9 October 20, 2011

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textitude

the manner or disposition of somebody's text messaging.

Michelle's textitude indicated that the red river was flowing so I avoided her all night.

textitude by Skater2914 September 26, 2007

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Textitude

Meaning the attitude people give you while texting.

Cassie: Well I would like for you to go
Dane: Whatever.
Cassie: Lose your textitude!

Textitude by ITakePeekshurs May 24, 2009

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Textitude

Attitude in the form of a text message.

the K bomb. one word answer of K.

Michael: are you mad at me?
Sean: no < textitude

Textitude by ForeverBoy4491 September 19, 2009

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Textitude

A text message that contains condescending, negative or rude context of words that insinuates the sender is talking down to you or belittling you.

Throwing a diss at you through text message.

A text message that gives an impression that the sender is giving you an attitude.

Hinting to you through a text message that they are mad or annoyed with you.

Using inappropriate phrases such as the ones below to discourage the persons participation through text message.

" Shut up" " That was a slutty thing you did"

"Whatever" "Uh...do you know how to read? Read the last text again..."
"Ya no shit, you didn't realize what you accidentally sent me"

"Are you coming or what???"

"Oh that fucked up!"
"Hurry your ass up!"

when a person uses certain negative comments applying that they are degrading your intelligence of comprehending a conversation with them through text message.

I just got a text from Kevin. He's giving me all this textitude for no reason.

Man, my girl just sent me a load of textitude for not hanging out with her last night.

Dave is blowing up my phone with all this textitude cuz I didn't reply fast enough.

Textitude by *Asia Perez* November 17, 2014

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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