Top Definition
the act of text messaging while pooping on the toilet.
Mark: I wanted to finish my conversation with Demarcus, but I couldn't procraptinate any longer.

Joni: What did you do?

Mark: I texficated.

Joni: Smooth move.
by Joseph Boldy August 15, 2010

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