Urban Dictionary: texcrement

Top definition

1. the act of sending a text while taking a crap.
2. sending a complete line of bullshit as text.

Did you see what she just messaged me?
What a load of texcrement!

by Hez P July 23, 2009

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.