“Go get me a nice cold glass of texas water!”
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Texas Water Plug

When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.

Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
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When a Female Squirts into a Balloon, then use it as a water balloon, normally Practiced in the state of texas.
"Man i got hit by another Texas Water bomb, they are really getting popular"
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A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.
A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.
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