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Texan Cream Filling
This is when there is one female and four males that all have over-sized penises are having "gang banging". The girl must be getting sexual pleasures from the anus, vagina, mouth, and breasts. All four men ejaculate simultaneously and she will be "full from your cream". The Texan part of this term comes from the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas" and the "cream filling" comes from your sperm and the other three's sperm "filling her up".
Stacey-"Never try a Texan Cream Filling Kim."
Kim-"Why?"
Stacey-"I tried it, it hurts"
Kim-"Sorry, we can't be friends Stacey, I hate whores."
Kim-"Why?"
Stacey-"I tried it, it hurts"
Kim-"Sorry, we can't be friends Stacey, I hate whores."
Texan Cream Filling by The Sex Position Artist May 27, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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